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While Truncheon will draw from the breadth of current events, cultural nanotrends, and pings from the Blogosphere, there are certain topics (found below) that are declared to be either dietetic for the mind, or personal hobbyhorses of the editors, if not both.

Truncheon solicits your opinions, research, and unfounded rumors on all such subjects.  If we have neglected to comment on recent developments relating to any of these topics, give us a whack, and we’ll endeavor to give satisfaction.

Similarly, some readers might find some of these subjects tiresome, and this list should therefore serve as Fair Warning, should such readers persist in frequenting our pages.

Last week's New Yorker
Thanks to Tina Brown, the editors can make useful sense of more than half the text without having lived in New York. On balance, this is determined to be a good thing.

Film Criticism
Not film reviews; our goal is to develop standards of taste in making, viewing, and writing about cinematic art, not helping you decide whether to see the new Jack Black vehicle in the theater or to wait for video.

Parenthood
Eric recently became a father, and has no illusions about his inability to keep this commonplace phenomenon out of his writing. Aaron fervently believes that all you folks out there having children are on crack.

Photography
The Fascist Gaze retains its fascination in the digital age.

Soccer
We'll try to keep this to a minimum.

Science Fiction
A troubled genre, science fiction nevertheless played a formative role in the editors' education, and will pop up occasionally when they try to make sense of a surprising world.

Wargames
Another adolescent imprinting, pre-computer wargames provided a vast arsenal of metaphors for living in the shadow of superpower confrontation. As the War on Terra Cotta slouches toward Baghdad, expect the editors to take refuge in hexgrids and terrain effects.

Nationalism/Tribalism
Eric's travels to Europe continually reverberate with observations on the many contrasts with the United States. Similarly, Aaron's travels within the United States show up regional differences often as great. The editors can rarely resist generalizing from these distinctions into cultural tropes spanning hundreds of years and thousands of kilometers.

Bush v. Gore (2000)
Remember remember
The Twelfth of December
Florida's tainted ballot.
We can think of no reason
Why Supreme Court treason
Should ever be forgot!

P.G. Wodehouse
No civilized Anglophone should pass up the opportunity to anoint him or herself with what Stephen Fry has appropriately (and appropriatively) dubbed "this balm for hurt minds."