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Ericus Rex is the exiled monarch of the Carpathian Kingdom of Friedrichstein.  It has been two years since a Solipsist coup forced the royal family to flee their ancestral lands and take refuge in the United States.  The king settled near Seattle with his wife, Nathalie Regina, and his son and heir to the throne of Friedrichstein, Oscar Princeps.
   Since that time, the king has taken the guise of Eric Scharf, gentleman philosopher and belletrist, contributing to small literary journals and evading Solipsist assassins.  The royal family is supported by a network of admirers who revere Friedrichstinian culture and appreciate fine writing.
   The king has recently translated into English from his native Silesian a book of medieval erotica, The Giantess of Kraków.

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Eric Scharf co-founded Truncheon with Aaron Finkelstein in a snowbound Outer Philadelphia in January 1996. They intended to establish both a new standard for close criticism and a proscenium for bold discovery.  Scharf earned his writing and editing chops at such diverse publications as Film Comment, The New Republic, and American Francophobe.
   A seasoned culture warrior, Scharf has written ferociously in opposition to censorship, defiantly in support of pornography, and plangently in memory of Calvin & Hobbes.  Film criticism remains his passion, and he has championed several new artists in the Eritrean New Wave.
   Scharf is fighting a losing battle against the temptation to add his to the mountain of memoirs of bemused and appalled Americans in France.

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Eric Scharf has been writing on the Web since 1995, and on private Bulletin Board Systems since 1986. He has experimented with short stories, film criticism, and travel diaries.  He is currently working on a book about his maternal grandfather’s naval experiences in World War II.
   Eric hopes to use Truncheon to record his comments on news and culture as they go by, to incubate ideas for future expansion, and to further develop his voice for writing for a large (undefined?) audience.  Eric expects Aaron to write with both passion and rigor, to tirelessly pursue inquiry wherever it may lead, and to welcome honest confrontation, as befitting a friend of the mind.
   Eric married his wife Nathalie in 1993, and their son Oscar was born in 2001.  They live near Seattle, but they often visit Nathalie’s family and friends in Villefranche-sur-Saône, France.

 

pH Balance has variously held the job titles of WebMonkey, Don Juan's Feckless Tobacconist, Sprinting Cubicle Trogdolyte, Hack, Copyflogger, and the Much-Vaunted Voice of Reason. He has been hideously underqualified for all of them (please don't tell).
   Currently, he is seeking employment as a Social Creature, License Plate Alphabetizer, or Color Swatch. He no longer accepts appointments as Stage Foot, Idea Man, or Peacekeeper.

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Aaron Finkelstein is a much-lauded writer of stage and screen, and co-founder of Truncheon. His intentions in this regard must be presumed honorable.
   Notoriety came first from his daring screenplay Pop Rocks, which told of a CIA plan to combat separatist rebels in Paraguay through judicious strategic employment of boy bands, which was made into a direct-to-video comeback vehicle for surviving members of New Edition. Pithy anecdotes of his travels as a gourmand throughout the great bun shops of Europe have graced the pages of Harpers, Saveur, and The Pap Smear Journal.
   Long regarded as among the foremost authorities on pan-Jewish cuisine, Mr. Finkelstein makes frequent appearances on From Martha's Kitchen. Most recently, he can be seen preparing a Chilean Sea-Bass Kugel.
    Mr. Finkelstein has also thrown his considerable political might behind the American Pudding Advisory Council, a cause which lies close on his soul.

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Aaron Finkelstein has been writing for nearly as long as he's had fingers. Currently, he plies his trade as a freelance business writer, which in many ways qualifies him as a purveyor of decorative fiction.
  For some time Aaron has made a habit of annotating Mr. Scharf, whose documentary memory and clarity of voice have long been a source of envy. In the course of their 18-year acquaintance, it has often fallen to Aaron to smooth the raging waters of Eric's passionate soul, and he anticipates this struggle will continue, to the enrichment of both.
   After a long hiatus Back East, Aaron returned to his native Seattle in 1998. Most waking hours are spent behind his drum kit, over a hot sauté pan, on the soccer pitch, or wrapped around a creamy pint.