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Pulp Khazâd You know what you need? You need to read this missing scene from the upcoming film adaptation of The Hobbit:
| 33. | FADE UP: | 33. |
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ON THE PUPPET SHOW "STRONG HAMMER."
Strong is giving a detailed description of all the features on
his war hammer "The Smack-5," which he does at the beginning of
every episode. | |
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OFF SCREEN we hear a WOMAN'S VOICE.... | |
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WOMAN'S VOICE (OS) | |
| | | Thorin. | |
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DISSOLVE TO: |
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THORIN II'S POV
We're in the great hall of a modest two tower citadel in
the Blue Mountains, in the year T.A 2855.
THORIN II'S MOTHER, 350ish, stands in the archway leading into the
great hall. Next to her is a Dwarf dressed in the livery of
the House of Durin. The CAMERA is the perspective of a
twenty-five-year old Dwarf. | |
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MOTHER | |
| | | Thorin, stop watching puppets a
second. We got a special visitor.
Now do you remember when I told you
your daddy died in a Dol Guldur
dungeon? | |
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THORIN II (OS) | |
| | | Uh-huh. | |
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MOTHER | |
| | | Well this here is Capt. Káin. He
was in the Dol Guldur dungeon with
Daddy. | |
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CAPT. KÁIN steps inside the room toward the little boy and
bends down on one knee to bring him even with the boy's
eyeline. When Káin speaks, he speaks with a slight Iron
Hills accent. | |
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CAPT. KÁIN | |
| | | Hello, little Dwarf. Boy I sure
heard a bunch about you. See, I
was a good friend of your Daddy's.
We were in that Mirkwood pit of hell
over five years together.
Hopefully, you'll never have to
experience this yourself, but when
two Dwarves are in a situation like me
and your Daddy were, for as long as
we were, you take on certain
responsibilities of the other. If
it had been me who had not made it,
Thráin would be talkin' right now to
my son Bofur. But the way it worked
out is I'm talkin' to you, Thorin. I
got somethin' for ya. | |
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The Captain pulls a ring out of his pocket. | |
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CAPT. KÁIN | |
| | | This ring I got here was the ring of
your ancestor Durin III. It is one of
the Seven Rings, given to your ancestor
in Khazad-dûm by the first smithy ever
to make Rings of Power. You see, up
until then, people just sunk the power
of divine will into jewels. This ring
was made by the elflord Celebrimbor of
Eregion, a good friend of your
ancestor. Then Sauron launched a war
against the Elves, which they called
the War of Elves and Sauron, and
Celebrimbor was killed. Your ancestor
closed the doors of Khazad-dûm and used
the ring to keep the ancient city safe
'til the Númenoreans landed and drove
Sauron away. The ring stayed in
Khazad-dûm for 3600 years while Númenor
fell and Elves and Men again defeated
Sauron and brought about the Third Age,
and each of your ancestors handed down
the ring and the kingdom of Khazad-dûm
to his son, all the way to your
ancestor Durin VI. Durin VI was the
last Dwarf king to be named Durin,
because he was killed by an evil power
so horrible that they named it Durin's
Bane. Durin's son Náin took the ring,
but a year later he too was killed by
the evil, which they couldn't call
Náin's Bane because it was already
called Durin's Bane. Náin's son Thráin
then took the ring and led the House of
Durin east to found the realm of
Erebor, and Thráin became the first
King Under the Lonely Mountain.
Thráin's descendants kept the ring for
600 more years even while they moved
north to the Grey Mountains and delved
for treasure 'til they were attacked by
dragons. Your great-grandfather Dáin I
was king when he was killed by a cold-
drake, which is a dragon without fire-
breath, which I suppose makes it just a
large lizard. Anyway, it killed your
great-granddad, and so his son, your
granddad, Thrór took the ring and his
people and went back to Erebor. Thrór
kept the ring for 180 more years until
the great dragon Smaug, who certainly
could breathe fire, attacked Erebor and
killed or drove off all the Dwarves who
lived there. So now your granddad had
the ring but no kingdom, and he
wandered the wilderness for 20 years,
suffering the scorn of Men and
lamenting the loss of all the great
Dwarf realms until at last he came to
the doors of Khazad-dûm. Your granddad
was facing death and he knew it. No
Dwarf had any illusions about ever
passing those doors and returning
alive. So just before he went in, your
granddad asked a caravan guard named
Nár, a Dwarf he had never before met in
his life, to deliver to his infant son
who he had never seen in the flesh, his
gold ring. Three days later, your
grandfather was killed by Azog and the
other Orcs infesting Khazad-dûm. Nár
carried the news of your grandfather's
death to the rest of the Dwarves, who
launched a war of revenge, which they
called the War of Dwarves and Orcs.
That war raged for six years until the
Dwarves returned to the doors of
Khazad-dûm and met the great Orc host
in the Battle of Azanulbizar in which
many lives on both sides were lost. At
the end of the battle, Azog was dead
and the Orcs were scattered, but
Durin's Bane still lurked in Khazad-dûm
and the Dwarves returned to their other
homes. Nár was as good as his word.
After the war, he paid a visit to your
grandmother, delivering to your infant
father, the last of the Seven Rings.
This ring. This ring was on your
Daddy's finger when he was captured
under the eaves of Mirkwood. Now he
knew if the Orcs ever saw the ring it'd
be confiscated. The way your Daddy
looked at it, that ring was your
birthright. And he'd be damned if some
snouts were gonna put their greasy gray
hands on his boy's birthright. So he
hid it in the one place he knew he
could hide somethin'. His ass. Five
long years, he wore this ring up his
ass. Then when he died, he gave me the
ring. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of
metal up my ass for two years. Then,
after seven years, I was sent home to
my family. And now, little Dwarf, I
give the ring to you. | |
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Capt. Káin hands the ring to Thorin II. A little hand
comes into FRAME to accept it. | |
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| 34. | INT. SMITHY - NIGHT | 34. |
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The 270-year old Thorin Oakenshield is dressed in mining gear:
jerkin, boots and gauntlets. He lies on a table catching a few
zzzzzz's. Almost as soon as WE CUT to him, he wakes up with a
start. Shaken by the bizarre dream, he wipes his sweaty face
with his gauntlet. | |
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Dingy Memorial Fun While my motivations for reading Twisty are more than partially masochistic, this is the funniest funeral parlor story Ive ever heard. (Thu 20 Mar 2008, 06.33 PDT) @ #
The Audacity Of Cogency I rarely listen to political speeches, and I never presume that my reactions to political rhetoric have any relation to the speakers wider perception by the public. I read the text of Obamas speech yesterday morning, and I watched it several hours later. From the media/blog reactions to the speech (less than 24 hours later), it doesnt seem to have changed anyones mind, but thats only one way to evaluate rhetoric. I doubt that polling peoples reactions would be any more illuminating.
The content of the speech wasnt dramatically different than anything Ive heard or read from many similarly lucid people over the last 20 years. Like many speeches by Obama and unlike those of his contemporaries, it treated a complex subject with the thoughtfulness and candor it deserves, keeping the audience engaged while indulging in very few soundbites or applause lines. He tried to start a discussion rather than bring it to a conclusion. Most of all, Obama expected his audience to rise to the level of the conversation instead of stooping to their baser emotions. Therein lies the risk, more than just grasping the "third rail" of race, for if the last 40 years have demonstrated anything it is that Americans hate being reminded to do their homework. (Wed 19 Mar 2008, 21.09 PDT) @ #
The Partys Over Break out Asmodeuss snowboard, because I find myself in agreement with Antonin Scalia. The express purpose of I-872 was to destroy the parties ability to nominate candidates, and the majority opinion (written by Clarence Thomas) failed to find this unconstitutional. It remains, however, violently anti-partisan, and will result in elections becoming even more expensive (for those interested in reducing the "demand side" of campaign financing). It doesnt even permit the parties to take my preferred option: nominating candidates via conventions. If the state chooses to hold a primary for a given partisan office, failure to participate in the "top two" primary prevents a candidate from running in the general (bye bye, third parties).
As an inertial Democrat in a massively Democratic county and a frequently Democratic state, I suppose I ought to find the prospect of restricting general election voters to two Democrats attractive. But if anyone can call themselves a Democrat without consequence, then the parties identities will lose whatever meaning they have left, and DINOs will become the rule instead of the exception. (Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19.03 PDT) @ #
Die Verwandlung There is, of course, no doubt about which genre of role-playing game well start with... (Sat 15 Mar 2008, 08.55 PDT) @ #
So Long, And Thanks For All The Polyhedra Ive often said I hate going to funerals and memorials. In my experience, most people dont know what to say or how to act, but they nevertheless feel they have to say something. Unless restricted to a very close family or a community with deeply shared beliefs about death, public expressions of grief cannot help but be awkward and maudlin. Americans in particular have no script for funerals; ours is a youth culture, and the only American ways to die are in a car crash, from a drug overdose, or by an assassins bullet.
The death of E. Gary Gygax last week at the age of 69 was rather, um, mundane for men of his generation: an incomplete recovery from an abdominal aneurysm and at least one heart attack. He smoked and he drank and, if he was anything like most of the followers of the hobby he launched three decades ago, the only muscles he regularly exercised were those in his wrist.
Probably owing to the large overlap between D&D players and computer enthusiasts, the online reaction to Gygaxs death was prolific. The comment threads contained their fair share of banal sentiment and expressions of "loss," a "sad day," or simply "tears." Of course, most such mourners had never met Gygax nor read anything he had written in years, and many had long since moved onto different game systems or stopped role-playing altogether. For me and I imagine for many others of my age, Gygaxs death was not simply another occasion to reminisce about characters and campaigns past or to marvel at how far the influence of D&D nerd culture had spread, but also an opportunity to finally reject the ignominy we believed our adolescence had deserved.
It was hardly surprising to see tributes to Gygax in the nerdier ghettos of the Internet. What was gradually bewilderingand what transformed my wistful fondness into giddy reliefwas the number of mainstream media outlets devoting voluminous and respectful space to Gygax and the impact of the D&D worldview. Most thrilling were the many non-renunciatory admissionsby people of varying notorietyof having played D&D at some point in their past, from the middlebrow to the kind of people Alex P. Keaton deified. It was always known to my generation of players (late 70s and early 80s) that one could play D&D and go on to have a full life, but it was widely thought that one had to disown the hobby to do so. Most of my crew role-played into and throughout college, but we learned not to advertise it.
With the Triumph of Nerd Culture (most significantly, the rise of MMORPGs like EverQuest and World of Warcraft), I had an intellectual awareness that the younger generations of gamers didnt carry the same social stigma that we had. Stephen Colbert became my hero, not only for facing W at the White House Correspondents Dinner, but also for going on Conan OBrien and bragging about being a D&D nerd. But until last week I still probably wouldnt have admitted to new acquaintances how much of my teenage time and energy had been devoted to D&D and other (better but not cooler) games.
The full extent of how much I had internalized this shame burst forth when I read this comment. My son is an irrepressible performer and fantasist, yet in all his six years I had never even contemplated trying to introduce him to paper role-playing games. Clearly, I had implicitly decided that playing D&D with ones children was the social equivalent of Christian Scientists refusing to have their kids vaccinated. I have since started to survey genres and systems, and I am already planning the precise stage of development to escalate from playing Make-Believe to filling out a character sheet. Its hard to qualify the weird mix of embarrassment, relief, and joy that has followed this revelation, and it was wholly occasioned by Gygaxs death and the public reactions thereto.
In sum, for my generation the observance of Gygaxs passing has been less of a funeral and more of a coming out party. While they have occurred primarily online, I have been humbly grateful for everyone who has publicly embraced their D&D pasts. I gave my 20-year high school reunion a miss, but I would have certainly attended a local memorial service for Gygax, especially had someone convinced me that there would be girls. (Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19.46 PDT) @ #
Unbury Stephenson While I wasnt quite done with Neal Stephenson, I had resolved to be more circumspect in the future. However, Boing Boings cred is still good with me, and a post last December pointed me to Interface, a collaboration between Stephenson and his uncle published (under the nom de plume "Stephen Bury") between Snow Crash and The Diamond Age. A comment in the same thread also mentioned the other "Stephen Bury" book, The Cobweb, and I read both in rapid succession.
Interface was the more ambitious of the two books, and it probably suffers thereby. As it happened, my completion of the book coincided with Super Tuesday, and so I was perhaps more alert than I otherwise might have been to the demoralizing details of our primary "system." The Cobweb (published in 1996) is much more specifically situated during the run-up to the first (or second) Gulf War and almost tries to be an understated version of Tom Clancy, but sardonically funnier. Neither book is a dramatic departure from Stephensons style: neither provides a satisfactory ending, and both indulge in digressions designed to appeal to the Asperger set.
Spoilerific comments can be found here. (Fri 07 Mar 2008, 22.02 PST) @ #
All Saturdays Parties Clearly, the unprecedently high turnout at the Washington Democratic Presidential Caucus on Saturday was due not to fervent opposition to the Republicans or to the stellar nature of the Democratic candidates but rather to the undetermined nature of the Democratic race on the day of the caucus. If the delegates had been more unevenly distributed, I doubt even half of the participants would have attended.
Four years ago in one of the bluest districts in the state, 24 voters showed up at my caucus to allot five delegates. This Saturday, deep in the heart of Darkest Bellevue, 49 voters assembled to allot their five delegates. I asked the PCO how it had been in her precinct 2004, and she said less than a dozen voters had turned out.
Despite the overcrowding, the organizers ran a smoother operation, and the sign-in and tally went off in short order. The initial tally:
| | Obama | 34 |
| | Clinton | 10 |
| | Uncommitted | 5 |
The PCO invited each candidates caucus to put forward a speaker, and the Clinton camp was represented by an older woman wearing a Red Hat festooned with buttons and a T-shirt with a silkscreen of the SF Chronicle front page announcing Clintons husbands 1992 electoral victory. She spent her minute describing Clintons ostensible experience and connections with international leaders explicating the worthless cavils that Clinton issued when she voted to give Dubya a blank check. A younger woman asked to speak for Obama and she, too, highlighted her candidates international perspective. The voters found both of these testimonials somewhat inapposite and quickly focussed on how each candidate would fare against McCain. The final tally:
| | Obama | 36 |
| | Clinton | 10 |
| | Uncommitted | 3 |
Four delegates were allotted to Obama, one to Clinton. Amusingly, of the Obama supporters who stayed that long, only three (including the PCO) stepped up; the roster was only filled out when the PCO warned that otherwise the missing delegate would go to Clinton, and Red Hat was still hovering. Once again, I signed on as an alternate.
Comfortingly, everyone I talked to said they would vote for the Democratic candidate in November, whomever that turns out to be. It was almost like a party. (Mon 11 Feb 2008,
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So Say We All The candidate whose positions most closely conformed to mine was John Edwards. He correctly identified the corruptions of our corporatist government, made combatting inequality a centerpiece of his campaign, and was convincingly contrite about his early support for this maddeningly stupid war. He was the best candidate in a delightfully strong field, and I was sad to see him drop out.
I am previously on record as opposing casual participation in the candidate nomination process. Nevertheless, "they set up the rules," so if the Washington State Democrats are gonna let a pleb like me participate in their caucus, I wont surrender the field to others who dont share my distaste.
The differences between Obama and Clinton are slight when compared to anyone the Republicans would nominate, but they are there. Most significantly, Clintons positions and voting record on the war and the expansion of executive power are dismaying, and the contrast with Obama is stark. As these are key issues for me, I support Obama for the Democratic nomination. From her statements and actions, it is clear that Clintons only objection to the Iraq war is that Richard Holbrooke wasnt in charge of it. Furthermore, this was her opinion not only in 2002 but through 2008, as well. This demonstrates that Clinton shares her husbands (and her husbands advisers) conviction that foreign affairs are abstract concepts that dont affect elections. In short, Clinton has an ambitious domestic agenda and is willing to accommodate Republicans and neo-cons in order to enact that agenda, leaving messy international problems to the Best and the Brightest. I am not, and I doubt Obama is, either (at least not to the degree Clinton is).
And what of that domestic agenda? Almost all Democrats agree that we have an historic opportunity for genuine health care reform, and I even think Clintons proposed plan (at present) is marginally better than Obamas proposed plan (at present), but not so much as to outweigh other issues (and neither plan is as good as Edwardss was).
I dont pretend to any proven ability to judge "electability," but I can say that when he speaks Obama is qualitatively more inspiring than Clinton. Clinton may know her stuff, but when she speaks shes preaching to the choir. Of course, this is another reason why amateur demographers and pollsters like me shouldnt have a voice in candidate nomination; we should be asked (in the general election) who we like, not who we guess other people would like.
On Saturday, Ill go to my first caucus in my new precinct, and Ill let you know how it differed from four years ago.
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Stupid Tuesday I dont think people like mewho dont donate money, time, or influence to a given political partyshould have any say in how that party selects its nominees. As the Supreme Court has repeatedly ruled, parties are private organizations whose freedom of association (and exclusion) are guaranteed by the First Amendment. Letting non-members participate in primaries and caucuses prevents the parties from developing any coherent ideology and reduces them to large focus groups.
Voting in general elections is a right guaranteed by the Constitution; helping a party select its nominee is a privilege subject to that partys whims. Quid pro quo, Sunshine. (Thu
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Two If By Sea While repeatedly requesting and failing to receive Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix from Netflix, I had the opportunity this month to receive and view the entire Victory at Sea series. I had listened to my fathers LPs of the soundtrack in my youth, but its decade of syndication had elapsed long before I started haunting late afternoon television.
As a documentary, it had little impact out here at the beginning of the 21st century; much of the footage was already familiar to me, and the narration was breathy and pre-ironic. The producers were limited to Anglo-American film library plus what they captured from the Axis; the sparse Soviet film contribution consisted mainly of an obviously-reconstructed depiction of the liberation of Sevastopol, complete with the gallant proletarian soldiers wearing full dress medals into battle with the Fascist horde.
What was tremendously clear is how deeply the series informed a generation of Americans in their view of The Best War Ever. The main theme, of course, was The Perils of Appeasement, as the British and French foolishly hesitated before throwing another generation into the meat grinder. British fortitude and American industry get the most exposure; donnybrooks like Stalingrad and Kursk are only mentioned as showcases for Lend-Lease. The nettlesome complications of collaboration under Axis occupation are given short shrift, as was the entire "China Incident."
In the 1950s and 1960s, there wasnt much room in the media landscape for an alternative to NBC, for a more nuanced perspective of the Second World War. Consequently, the Baby Boom generation was ill-equipped for a decade of counter-insurgency in Indochina. These days, with our proliferating media options, we would never be so hobbled. (Mon 14 Jan 2008, 18.22 PST) @ #
God Rest You Im certainly not the first to observe that Christmas, the Season of Peace, becomes decidedly more peaceful after December 25th. Its also obvious that this observation was hastened by my transition to parenthood, when Santa performance anxiety is felt most keenly. But two days out, it seems more and more that this, the calm after the storm, is really what the holiday is about.
Im a de facto atheist; the pedant in me insists that I not claim to know for certain that all religious claims are false, but I also dont begin to entertain the idea that my behavior should reflect this cavil. Nevertheless, I often don pagan trappings if only because I recognize that seasons are important to people, and I like to mark their passage. Agriculture has had its way with society for a long time, and only in the last century has the most technologically-sequestered fraction of humanity been freed from its seasonal cadence. So of course now we fetishize the seasons and give them more weight than our great-grandparents did.
I particularly enjoy the frenzy that slowly builds starting with the equinoxes and then abruptly stops upon reaching the solstices. If sowing and reaping have been humanitys eternal toil, the solsticeswinter in particularhave been our blessed moments of repose.
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Dear Darcy After having spent the past ten years residing in one of the most solidly Democratic districts in the state, I am pleased to be returning to the 8th at a time when you are running for U.S. Congress. Although I expect to participate in my precinct's Democratic Party caucus, I am aware that your nomination is all but assured, a prospect that does not trouble me. The choice between your candidacy and that of Congressman Reichert is simple and clear.
Nevertheless, I have a question. In the year since the return of Congress to Democratic control after the 2006 election, the failure of the Democratic Congressional leadership to roll back or even contain the excesses of Bushs erosion of civil liberties at home and arrogation of unilateral war-making powers abroad has left us with the dismaying choice between concluding that either the Democrats are too feckless to fight for democracy or they are too cynical to take any political risks prior to the 2008 election (or, perhaps, ever). That there appears to have been no appreciable change in the Democrats behavior as they shifted from the minority to the majority challenges ones faith in representative democracy.
The most recent and egregious example of this tendency was the revelation that Rep. Pelosi and other Democratic members of intelligence oversight committees were briefed on the CIAs use of waterboarding in 2002 and did nothing to challenge it. By accepting classified disclosures of illegal practices by the Bush Administration and failing to bring them to light is a dereliction of their Constitutional duty. This is the political equivalent of regulatory capture.
Should you be elected next November, you will be a freshman member of a likely Democratic majority caucus in the House, and there may well be a Democrat in the White House. You will be a female representative in a swing district, and you will be highly dependent upon senior Democrats (and Republicans) for assistance with legislation and fund-raising. Running as someone from "outside the Beltway" is a tired cliche, and political naïveté is overrated. Nonetheless, if you would like my vote, I should like you to state, clearly and unambiguously, if you think our national security interests require our government to engage in increased wiretapping and surveillance of American citizens, waterboarding and "enhanced interrogation" of suspected terrorists, military tribunals for "enemy combatants," or pre-emptive unilateral executive war-making (including cover operations). I would also like to know what you envision your putative Constitutional duty to be were you to discover our government engaging in any such activities.
Thank you for your time.
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A Parade Of Horribles . . . And Santa! Traditionally, a return to blogging requires no more justification than does the absence that preceded it. In my case, many of the factors are also too banal to report. Nevertheless, with the solstice approaching, Im finding myself reflecting on my impatience with the political topics I feel Im expected to address. Im tempted to skirt this by taking refuge in more cultural and academic commentary, but the frustration must find an outlet. Quite simply, almost nothing on the American political scene has surprised me for the last six years*, and reviewing headlines for blogfodder inevitably results in concluding, in the manner of a mathematician, that they all "reduce to previously-solved equations." This is beyond outrage fatigue. This is the malaise that comes from watching thoughtful and observant writers debate who collaborated with the chickenhawks in 2002 or 2004 (or 2006!). I understand thatin theorywe ought to identify those whose judgment is flawed so that we might properly discount their statements in the future, but when the author of Dow 36,000 is tapped to replace Karen Hughes in charge of the USs public relations in the Middle East and Alberto Gonzales is named ABA Lawyer of the Year, "Wake me in 2009" loses a lot of its slacker stigma.
The truly depressing effect of the totalizing warmongering by Bush and the right-wing noise machine has been the absolute narrowing of all political discourse, even on subjects unrelated to counter-terrorism and neo-imperialism. Im sure net-balkanization has contributed to this, but I often feel like everyone is spending their time and effort pacing off some kilometer-wide Plutonian moon when opportunities for more expansive and useful exploration are neglected. That these developments have come at a time when Im struggling with a resolve to become more articulate and engaged is both dismaying and seductive. To paraphrase Teresa Nielsen Hayden, I deeply resent the way this administration makes me feel like an apathetic cynical burnout. I have had impulses toward blogging certain cultural items, but I have let myself be thwarted by the musk of escapism and pretension that inevitably attach to such dilettantism.
So while I cant pretend that this latest return to productivity isnt the result of anything more profound than the fitful completion of other personal chores, I have remembered why we started this blog in the autumn of 2002, and it was for more than just personal satisfaction. 2008 promises to be every bit as rancid and disappointing as the preceding six years, but I am prepared to bear you company, and do it with a thankful heart. (Thu 13 Dec 2007, 20.14 PST) @ # * When pressed by an interlocutor for any significant political development that I couldnt have straight-forwardly projected from 9/11, the best I could come up with was the election of the Governator (although I did manage a clever gag years before Daviss recall).

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