If Not Now, Venn?

The Teenage Wasteland

you're not the archduke of sleds

Of course not, that title has been vacant since the tragic 1984 Winter Olympics.

Is The Pope Yonic?

It used to be a rhetorical question.

The Rabbit That Saw Tomorrow

That's exactly how I picture Fiver.

Down For The Count

It's like a Giger painting re-done by Thomas Kincade.

This Land Is Your Land

"Lead us, Pete."

Crouching Sindar, Witty Dragon

If PJ's plot liberties and roller-coaster rides put you off his first Hobbit movie, you won't like the second one any better. If his art direction and genius marriage of mo-cap and casting helped you forgive his sins, you'll enjoy this one just fine.

Batman: The Deal

I'm still trying to figure out what is signified by Batman's purple gloves.

Bastille Day Blues in the Big Easy

I'm calling her "Joanie on the Pony" from now on.